非洲之王

　　奇门派和五毒派为江湖两大门派。两大门派为了“皇家龙种花落谁家”而各施其法，误打误撞地揭发了企图让皇帝（陈浩民饰）得不到子嗣而待其驾崩后坐上皇位的皇叔的阴谋。皇叔派出潜伏在皇后（胡然）身边的五毒派弟子秀明（甄淇饰）试图毒害皇嗣，而秀明却阴险狡猾另有企图，对皇叔并不忠心，趁机为己谋私利。反而奇门派的多美（邱意浓饰），为人善良，大大咧咧，总是乐从天降，化险为夷，更对权势亳不留恋，倾心于英俊勇猛的萌笨直男侍卫太阳（何浩文饰），二人合力化解皇叔之乱，不恋名利，欢天喜地浪迹天涯。

　　2019, City of Madrid (Madrid, center to Spain and country's capital). Marina is a woman unable to believe in love after her father was unfaithful to her mother Lourdes when she was a child, but who works as successful wedding planner in her own company with her close friend Irene and the own Lourdes as employee. In their last job Marina meets by chance Carlos, one of the invited. Having a drink together, between the two lights the flame and they make sex in the idea that they not will meet again. When at the next day Carlos' girlfriend Alexia finds Marina's calling card in his t-shirt, Carlos is unable to say her the truth, lying Alexia to make her believe that he wants to marry. But when Carlos and Alexia meet Marina, he learns that Alexia and Marina are former school classmates and that Marina suffered bullying from Alexia. After in the wedding where Marina met Carlos a drunken Lourdes caused an accident where the bride fell and crashed against a bank of the church turning it in an Internet video viral and it menaces to ruin Marina's company, Irene forces her to accept the new assignment, moving they three to Tenerife (Canary Islands, west to Africa) to meet hotel entrepreneur Arturo, Alexia's father. However, troubles appear by everywhere: Arturo despises Carlos not considering good enough for Alexia, while Carlos, who has an architecture studio with his best friend Ben, tries to convince his future father-in-law to work as hotel designer for him at the same time, Marina revenges Alexia with a disastrous voyage by sea and later with a bottle cork, damaging her teeth. With Marina returning temporally Madrid to repair it, Marina and Carlos feel attracted each other, knowing that it put in danger their jobs. While Carlos doubts about between Marina and Alexia, this last one returns Tenerife with Ben, looking for sure the contract and that Carlos doesn't reveal Alexia the truth. According lies and deceives accumulate and the wedding comes, Carlos feels each time more trapped by the circumstances, making sure that the wedding day be unforgettable.

　　富家子弟周通（许冠杰 饰）武功高强，到处仗势凌人，其妹妹周吉（吴君如 饰）也十分无理取闹。他们的母亲太君（许冠英 饰）一直想他们定性并能够成家立室。可是在周吉的新婚之夜，夫君林嘉声（黄百鸣 饰）忍受不了周吉而逃走了。自此，太君便茶饭不思，周通于是为母亲办寿筵冲喜，更想请 著名魔术师大围高栢飞（张国荣 饰）助兴。与此同时白雪仙（关之琳 饰）乔装出来逛花市，与高栢飞一见钟情。白父（吴孟达 饰）得知事情后以为女儿已怀孕，便找到高柏飞提亲，却误以为周通就是高栢飞。当周通见过白雪仙之后，便誓要得到美人。母夜叉（毛舜筠 饰）从逃难的高栢飞与雪仙口中得知了他们的遭遇后，便假扮新娘教训周通。周吉的丈夫林嘉声成为了状元，周吉想与夫君和好，却遭到了林嘉声拒绝……

　　车夫张大胆（洪金宝 饰）自称胆识过人，神鬼不怕，经常与别人打赌练胆。某天他提前收工，发现老婆（梁雪薇 饰）与别人私通，而对方竟是大胆的雇主谭老板（黄蝦 饰）。谭老板为掩盖真相，派师爷（太保 饰）寻茅山道士钱真人（陈龙 饰）设坛杀害大胆。
　　钱真人设下圈套，借打赌之名将张大胆诱至马家祠堂，施法唤出僵尸追杀大胆。钱之师弟许真人（钟发 饰）不满师兄图财害命、伤天害理恶举。他暗中协助大胆，使之最终逃过此劫。然而谭老板祸心不死，一计不成，再施一计，非置大胆于死地不可……

　　洛杉矶的穆斯林男子Mo与前男友分手后一直无法释怀，此后他在斋月遇上了英俊的演员Kal，必须在尊重自己传统的同时应对新感情，如何克服恐惧、付出真诚。

　　单口相声演员妮娜为了准备一个演讲而来到一个小镇，没想到此行却改变了她的职业生涯，以及私人生活。

　　大白鲨的生物工程设计为食人鱼的大小，目的是生活在富人异国情调的水族馆中，当纽约市进入供水系统并做大白鲨最擅长的事情时，会吓倒纽约市。

　　苏珊一直是家里以自我为中心的怪人，她懒洋洋地过着生活，直到有一天她发现自己已经中年，没有工作，没有朋友，家庭越来越疏远。她最终决定自己要改变这样的局面。

　　一群穷小子与富豪斗智斗力的故事！阿旦（麦德罗）、墨鱼（蒋金）、阿喜（刘玉璞）、荷官（钱小豪）及超人（陈国权）是一群挚友，虽贫穷仍互相扶持。富豪崔东成（陈观泰）虽坐拥亿万家财，但生活寂寥。一日，崔与旦等人遇上，竟然达成了一个赌局，旦等人以五万元作保金，于十日内，能顺利偷取崔的名贵房车，房车便为旦等人所有，否则，保金充公！旦等人与崔斗智斗力，终于在限时最后一刻，将崔的房车顺利偷到手，穷小子终于战胜亿万富豪！

　　一个新郎不小心在牙买加的一个swingers度假胜地预定了他的目的地婚礼和蜜月。

　　一个“精神病人”如何在正常人的世界中生活？
　　王战团（葛优 饰），俗世里的一位奇人，偶尔疯癫，行为古怪，却有独一份的清醒。周正（王俊凯 饰），敏感沉默的少年人，因口吃自闭，却有无声的反骨。两个不合群的人，让一大家子头疼不已，闹剧不断……
　　本片改编自郑执创作的短篇小说《仙症》。

　　一眉道长九叔（林正英 饰）擅长降妖除怪，麾下两个徒弟阿星（倪星 饰）和小月则鬼马顽皮，经常作出令师傅头疼的事情。
　　九叔师徒所在的酒泉镇教堂曾发生离奇惨剧，屋顶的十字架遭雷劈，将神父活活插死，教堂从此荒废关闭。二十年后，吴神父（午马 饰）计划重开教堂，九叔知教堂处在酒泉镇至阴之地，重开必伤人命，遂极力反对。而镇长之子David（杨子孺 饰）欲借教堂做不法勾当，极力主张重开。
　　九叔拗不过众人，只好作罢。然自此，内中邪祟重返人间……