铁蛋（杰拉尔·德帕缔约）是个大话痨，与人聊天不分时间、场合和对象，也因此他没有朋友，在监狱里一个接一个的换着室友，直到他遇到总也不说话的杀手卢比。铁蛋可以一直对卢比说下去，卢比（让·雷诺）不说话，不生气，脑子里总在策划越狱。 尽管卢比的越狱计划天衣无缝，却不想被铁蛋死死的黏住，可也正由于铁蛋的帮忙，两人在混乱中逃了出去。卢比心中还有为女友复仇的计划，然而铁蛋只是想永远和卢比做朋友，开一个餐馆。一个喋喋不休，一个喊着要对方闭嘴。两个人在逃亡的途中，冲突不断，笑料迭出。
2019, City of Madrid (Madrid, center to Spain and country's capital). Marina is a woman unable to believe in love after her father was unfaithful to her mother Lourdes when she was a child, but who works as successful wedding planner in her own company with her close friend Irene and the own Lourdes as employee. In their last job Marina meets by chance Carlos, one of the invited. Having a drink together, between the two lights the flame and they make sex in the idea that they not will meet again. When at the next day Carlos' girlfriend Alexia finds Marina's calling card in his t-shirt, Carlos is unable to say her the truth, lying Alexia to make her believe that he wants to marry. But when Carlos and Alexia meet Marina, he learns that Alexia and Marina are former school classmates and that Marina suffered bullying from Alexia. After in the wedding where Marina met Carlos a drunken Lourdes caused an accident where the bride fell and crashed against a bank of the church turning it in an Internet video viral and it menaces to ruin Marina's company, Irene forces her to accept the new assignment, moving they three to Tenerife (Canary Islands, west to Africa) to meet hotel entrepreneur Arturo, Alexia's father. However, troubles appear by everywhere: Arturo despises Carlos not considering good enough for Alexia, while Carlos, who has an architecture studio with his best friend Ben, tries to convince his future father-in-law to work as hotel designer for him at the same time, Marina revenges Alexia with a disastrous voyage by sea and later with a bottle cork, damaging her teeth. With Marina returning temporally Madrid to repair it, Marina and Carlos feel attracted each other, knowing that it put in danger their jobs. While Carlos doubts about between Marina and Alexia, this last one returns Tenerife with Ben, looking for sure the contract and that Carlos doesn't reveal Alexia the truth. According lies and deceives accumulate and the wedding comes, Carlos feels each time more trapped by the circumstances, making sure that the wedding day be unforgettable.
Two sisters find their wealthy aunt is terminally ill and plan to get their inheritance, the sisters plan to improve their relationship, but when they find that they are not the only ones in the family with a similar plan.
单口相声演员妮娜为了准备一个演讲而来到一个小镇，没想到此行却改变了她的职业生涯，以及私人生活。
拉杰维尔（维奈·维尔马尼 Vinay Virmani 饰）出生在一个非常虔诚的锡克教家庭之中，但是和大部分小孩不一样，拉杰维尔性格非常的叛逆，他不愿意留长发包头巾，为了这些事情，他和父亲达维许（阿努潘·凯尔 Anupam Kher 饰）之间发生过无数次的争吵。 达维许希望拉杰维尔能够完成大学的学业，然后回到家里打理家业，可是拉杰维尔却对打曲棍球有着格外高昂的兴致。一天，在和伙伴们一起打球的时候，拉杰维尔遭到了对手对于他的家族的侮辱，愤怒的拉杰维尔决定组织一支曲棍球队，参加比赛以击败对方。拉杰维尔的这一决定当然遭到了父亲的强烈反对，他不仅禁止他再打曲棍球，还不允许他再和他的那些朋友们来往。
苏珊一直是家里以自我为中心的怪人，她懒洋洋地过着生活，直到有一天她发现自己已经中年，没有工作，没有朋友，家庭越来越疏远。她最终决定自己要改变这样的局面。
英雄警察陈家驹（成龙 饰）又回来了。不过，性格火爆、直言不讳的他这次因为不满意上司放走了一个极其危险的重犯而和上司吵翻了，愤然辞职。脱离了警察生活的家驹和女友去旅行期间，一间电话公司遭到了炸弹恐吓，本性难移的家驹马上赶到了现场，着手调查案件。 岂料一波未平，一波又起。这个炸弹狂徒竟然炸毁了警局的大门，还绑架了家驹的女友，要求家驹携带大量赎款前往货仓交换人质。当家驹身带巨款抵达货仓时，发现这里已经布满了炸弹……
徐夕（李连杰）本是神秘杀手组织701部队里的一名冷血杀手，因为不想再做杀人工具，他逃离了该组织来到香港化身为一名普通的图书馆理员，因此结识警察石SIR并与之成为好友，不想701部队为追杀黑帮头目突然现身香港，一时石SIR及警方均束手无策，见好友处于危难中，徐夕挺身而出化 为黑侠。 黑侠让701部队的首脑熊菊（龙刚）大为震怒，遂派徐夕旧情人若兰规劝黑侠归顺，被徐夕断然拒绝，结果令图书馆除Tracy（莫文蔚）之外的诸同事皆丧命。为保护Tracy，徐夕再做黑侠采用强硬态度要带她走，遭不知黑侠就是其意中人徐夕的Tracy的拒绝。后在与熊菊一干人等对抗的过程中，徐夕渐从Tracy身上寻到自己想要的情感。
本片為華南影帝張瑛與梁天合作的清末喜劇，二人在片中分別飾演「刁師爺」荒唐鏡及「足智多謀奇人」陳夢吉，角色既鬥智力亦鬥演技，拼擦出火花。故事描述足智多謀的陳夢吉，為打聽師妹下落，連同僕人來到順德。後得知當地有名「刁師爺」荒唐鏡，刻薄成性，遂扮成僕人應聘且提出三項條件，荒不虞有詐。誰料往往被陳抓到痛處，一連串「鬥智鬥力」的腦筋比拼隨即展開。
对于高中生诺瓦（艾米·缇加登 Aimee Teegarden 饰）来说，目前人生中最重要的事情就是即将到来的班级舞会，在舞会上成为光彩夺目的舞会王后几乎是所有女孩共同的梦想。对于杰西（托马斯·麦克唐纳 Thomas McDonell 饰）的邀请，诺瓦不知答应与否，他既不是最差的那个，却也不是最好的那个。 对于梅（Yin Chang 饰）和泰勒（德沃恩·尼克松 DeVaughn Nixon 饰）来说，空气中同样充满了紧张的气氛，一个小小的秘密的存在点缀了他们平静的生活。一个夜晚，即将改变众多年轻人的命运，有人快乐，有人悲伤，有人如获至宝，有人形单影只，唯一不变的，是属于他们的坚固的友谊，和青涩的爱情。
杨千华（张家辉 饰）初来香港，投靠在开夜总会的姨妈门下，当起了侍应生。在夜总会中，经理昌叔（吴孟达 饰）和炮哥（吴镇宇 饰）平分天下。江湖上流传着许多关于炮哥的传说，千华更是将炮哥当做是自己心目中的偶像。炮哥一直深爱着舞女琪琪（姚乐怡 饰），无奈琪琪无法忍受前者粗暴的脾气，最终选择了离开。趁着炮哥消沉之际，昌叔设计将炮哥驱逐，夜总会全权落入了昌叔的手中。 炮哥离开之后，昌叔打起了千华的主意，而单纯的千华在不知不觉中落入了昌叔的圈套最终欠下了巨额债务。流落街头的千华偶遇了炮哥，两人谈起昌叔均义愤填膺，为了报仇雪恨，亦为了夺回曾经失去的动心，千华和炮哥决定联手，铲除昌叔。
