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　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

　　洛杉矶的穆斯林男子Mo与前男友分手后一直无法释怀，此后他在斋月遇上了英俊的演员Kal，必须在尊重自己传统的同时应对新感情，如何克服恐惧、付出真诚。

　　神谕局特工高云龙（阮颂扬饰）受命进入明朝，在寻找此前已去的好友曹小妹（陈嘉桓饰）的同时追查时空扰乱的组织阴谋，同时帮助，从而陷入东林书院与东厂的纷争，东林书院成员接二连三遭到谋杀，然而对凶手的查找却毫无线索，书院大哥叶敬卿（宋庭隽饰）最终禀明朝廷，让皇上下令彻查谁在蛊惑人心，并直指东厂。至此，一场浩大愁情以正义收官，高云龙则留于明朝继续事业。

　　Clay is a young man in a small town who witnesses his friend kill himself because of the on-going affair that Clay was having with the man's wife. Feeling guilty, Clay now resists the widow when she presses him to continue with their sexual affairs. Clay befriends a troubling serial killer.

　　阿美（温碧霞 饰）在无意之中成为了一宗珠宝抢劫案的目击者，扒手头头罗伊（张耀扬 饰）趁乱将一条价值连城的钻石项链放进了阿美的包里，在这个节骨眼上，阿美得知自己的男友在缅甸仰光遭到了绑匪绑架，绑匪要求阿美在三天之内交出二十万美金的赎金，否则她的男友就将性命不保。阿美决定利用手上的钻石项链。
　　那边厢，钻石项链的主人找到了罗伊，命令他在五天之内找到项链的下落，就这样，阿美和罗伊同时坐上了飞往仰光的飞机。谁知道半途中飞机遭遇了风暴，一行人被迫降落在了曼德勒，那里正在进行一场激烈混乱的内战，冒着枪林弹雨，两人能否安全抵达目的地？

　　任老乐的女儿和李老大的儿子要结婚，可在喝订亲酒的这天，两家却吵翻了。任家要招婿，李家想娶媳，互不相让。还是任老乐有眼光，出了个好主意，要两家凑钱，合买一台手扶拖拉机，这样既成全了孩子的婚事，又添了个好劳力，两全其美。谁知这事却遭到老伴乐婶和李老大的反对。任老乐既当不了老伴的家，也做不了亲家的主，最后，他只得壮着胆子，用房料换了台手扶拖拉机。
　　就在李老大家上梁之喜的时候，任老乐的拖拉机开来了，一下把众人都吸引走了，闹得李老大好不败兴。他一气之下，把会开拖拉机的儿子拽回了家。天下大雨，拖拉机停在空场动不了窝，急得任老乐团团转，他总算把拖拉机拖回了家，又被乐婶关在门外。但是任老乐的苦心到底没有白费，那台手扶拖拉机还真给他争了口气。同李老大的锄把子“竞争”了两个回合，大获全胜。第一次是运肥，弄得李老大“独吞”不成，却累了个四脚朝天；第二次是帮工，使李老大的“竹杠”没敲成，自己倒帮了困难户弯人的大忙。后来任老乐又跟弯人合开了篾器作坊，搞起了多种经营，小日子眼瞧着往上发。为了发家，李老大又订了门亲，因为那家闺女长得五大三粗，还陪送一条带崽的牛。结果一家人病的病、跑的跑，都吵着跟他闹分家，连秧苗都插不上。他更气的是任老乐，不说帮他一把，反而趁机抬高工价。原来这是任老乐下的“以毒攻毒”的药方，为的是给李老大“治病”。李老大终于醒悟过来，认识到自己的错误，两亲家重归于好。

　　民国初年，硬猴拳宗师文彪（刘家良 饰）担任二当家的震远镖局名震江湖。一次保镖途中，文彪借马给过路侦探洪云虎（刘家辉 饰）时发现亲弟文豹夹带鸦片，文彪欲将文豹送官问罪，反遭文豹联合总镖头于海洋将其重伤后扔入河中，文彪拼尽最后体力爬上民女小敏的木筏……
　　一年后。陈府公子陈嘉业醉心绘制猴拳图谱，尽管陈公子对武学一窍不通，但在“叔公”陈秋德（吴京 饰）帮助下得到了充分的绘画条件。两人在镇上搜寻猴拳传人，巧遇猴拳已颇有造诣的小敏，陈秋德跟踪小敏，偷窥学得一招半式。洪云虎拜访震远镖局致谢，发现这里已物是人非。陈秋德炫耀猴拳被洪云虎发现，大喜过望的洪云虎赶回震远报信，殊不知自己正把麻烦引向隐居的文彪……

　　多伦屯副村长有才，一直想让自己的女儿三丫嫁给在城里发了大财和女儿已定亲的二柱子，而三丫喜欢的人是一心致力于大棚养殖技术的初中同学栓子，有才觉得栓子没前途，各种阻挠俩人在一起。栓子被村民们联名举荐参与新任村长的选举，和有才竞争。为了不让栓子抢走自己村长的位置，有才和自己的跟班富贵策划了一出戏，阻挠栓子参加竞选。从城里回来的二柱子因为自己有喜欢的人，也设计了一出戏来和三丫了断，他看到三丫和栓子的感情，就偷偷帮助栓子走出有才和富贵设计的圈套，栓子顺利当上了新村长，带领村民奔小康。有才看到村民对栓子的好评和感谢，也改变了对栓子的态度，三丫和栓子最终在一起。

　　雅树（小野昌彦 饰）性格孤僻，难于沟通，在棒球队中不懂配合，即使输掉比赛也如同什么事没发生过一样。某日在加油站打工时，雅树与黑帮大友组成员金井（小泽仁志 饰）发生矛盾，金井假装手臂骨折，索取巨额赔偿。Incruz酒吧老板是雅树所在球队的球迷，也曾是大友组成员。他代球队前去交涉，未果。
　　雅树等人为对抗黑帮，前往冲绳购买武器。在那里偶遇因挥霍组里资金而被殴打的小混混上原（北野武 饰），几人恳求其搞来武器，后者正为资金发愁，欣然同意。
　　得到武器的雅树一众回到东京，开始对大友组的报复，他们最终能否成功？

　　王牌•威龙（金•凯瑞 饰）是一位专与动物打交道的宠物侦探，以帮人寻找丢失的宠物为生。在橄榄球大赛即将来临时，迈阿密海豚队的吉祥物——海豚“雪花”遭到了绑架。这无疑会大大影响到队员们的士气。无奈之下，球队经济人麦提莎小姐找来了王牌•威龙以找回失去的海豚。
　　王牌•威龙用自己的方式对事件展开了彻底的调查，虽然期间笑料不断，时时受到女警官艾露丝的阻挠，但也找到了很多的线索，麦提莎小姐也逐渐被他的风趣与机敏所打动，开始对他刮目相看。
　　就在王牌侦查工作慢慢接近事实真相的时候，海豚队的另一个经纪人普罗杰在家中跳楼自杀，队员马连奴又被绑架了，好不容易锁定的犯罪嫌疑人也神秘失踪了，案情更加的扑朔迷离。

　　萨宾娜（奥黛丽·赫本 Audrey Hepburn 饰）出生在富有的拉若比庄园，但她并非千金贵族，而是该庄园一介小小司机的女儿。可悲的是，萨宾娜看上了庄园里风流成性的公子哥戴维（威廉·霍尔登 William Holden 饰），而后者从来没有将她放在眼里。萨宾娜遵循父亲的旨意前往巴黎学习厨艺，在此期间，逐渐成熟起来的萨宾娜散发出了惊人的魅力。与此同时，为了促进家族企业的发展，戴维与伊丽莎白（玛莎·海尔 Martha Hyer 饰）的婚事正在如火如荼的进行中。就在这个节骨眼上，学有所成的萨宾娜回到了庄园，她的归来立刻吸引了戴维的眼球，两人不顾长辈的反对感情迅速升温。
　　为了维护弟弟的婚事，哥哥莱纳斯（亨弗莱·鲍嘉 Humphrey Bogart 饰）决定主动接近萨宾娜，以此来削弱她对戴维的依恋。在相处中，莱纳斯和萨宾娜之间产生了异样的感情，戴维得知此事同莱纳斯大打出手，而萨宾娜也误以为莱纳斯的感情只是一个阴谋。伤心的她逃亡巴黎，不久之后，莱纳斯也踏上了追随她的路途。

　　无敌（陈小春 饰）和丧B（李灿森 饰）是两个无所事事的小混混，他俩平常在商场的VCD专柜打工，插科打诨，悠哉度日。某天两人奉老板之命外出取车，回来的路上撞到一个西装革履的黑帮分子。该男子身上藏有一种最新的生化武器，可以将人类变为强大无比的丧尸。两人阴差阳错将药水灌进男子的嘴里，又载着男子带回了商场。
　　入夜，商场内鸦雀无声。喝下药水的黑帮分子终于变成了丧尸，四处残害无辜之人，而被他咬过的人也一一变成丧尸的同类。无敌和丧B怎样才能逃脱这些恶魔的追逐呢？